like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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