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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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