- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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