- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

antonio has a penis head.lol

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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