A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

being sober in a bar fight

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

God is real.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A American seeking into mexico

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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