What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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