- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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