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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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