- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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