- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

school homewrok

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

womens rights.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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