Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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can you pass the soap?

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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roses are red poo is poo

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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hey justin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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