What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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