what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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