- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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