Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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