Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

women's rights.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

epic win?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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