what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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