If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Hello

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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I'm Coming

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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can you pass the soap?

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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