- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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