- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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