- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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