Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Tucker Rivera

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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