Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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The american education system.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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