- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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