Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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