- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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