How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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