so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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