Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A hill billy went fishing

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Fat? Jesse Z

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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