- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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