- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Go away still nothing to see

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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