Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Andoni was here

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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