- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Gustavo Andrade

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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