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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

if you don't like this you're gay

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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