Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Weaner

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Jimmy Saville

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Michael Brown

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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