Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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