- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your're racist.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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