- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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