Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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