Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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