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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

The american education system.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A hill billy went fishing

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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