- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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