What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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pobody's nerfect

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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