my penis

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Cripples are lame.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Anti Joke

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