- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Yellow People !!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

I'm so punny.

Yes

Lil Wayne

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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