- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What's better than a stick? A stone

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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