what looks like a banana? a penis

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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