- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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