- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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