- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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