What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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