What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Anti Joke

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