Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

I'm Polish.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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