- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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