What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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