- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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