What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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