- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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