- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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