- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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