Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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