- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Cliterus

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

I agree to the terms and conditions

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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