Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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