- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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