- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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