- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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