write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Denard Robinson

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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