A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Error 37.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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