Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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