- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Your're racist.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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