Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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