Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Jimmy Saville

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Weaner

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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