What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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