Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

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