- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__