What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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