Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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