- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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