whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What page are you on The gay page.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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