What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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