- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??