- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's brown an sticky Shit

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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