Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What's brown an sticky Shit

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

race-car = rac-ecar

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Anti Joke

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